Things you may (or may not) know about Megs

Here's some of trivia about Meg most of you probably won't know. In fact, she may not know herself. Sound intriguing? Here we go......

1. She averages about 50 text messages a day (and has for over 2 years). I know because I used to track them until I was forced to buy the unlimiited text plan. So if you break this down into minutes, she sending a text every 19 minutes or so. I figure she spends the rest of the time reading the 50 that are incoming. She texts while eating at the dinner table, brushing her teeth, relieving her bladder, and my personal favorite, driving.

2. She almost got fired from her hostess job at Chevy's Mexican restaurant for (allegedly) telling a patron to go eat at El Torito. If I remember right, she got suspended for a few days. Awesome.

3. The first time I saw Megs, she was crying. You probably know that we met at work (the above mentioned Chevy's). I was walking in, and she was crying her eyes out while being comforted by one the female managers. She and her boyfriend had just broken up. Too bad for him. I guess he had a cool mustang though. She traded him in for me and my Geo Storm. Sweet.

You want to know?

So you want to know what Megan and I argue about. Well, this morning, I was scolded for 3 things: 1. I forgot to push in my chair after I got up (this is Meg's current pet peeve); 2. I didn't securely seal the zip-lock bag containing tortillas; 3. I didn't securely fasten the wire twist-tie on the bread bag.

Of course Megan did nothing wrong this morning, so I had no ammunition to fire back. I just took my lumps and went to work. Before I left though, I made my peace by saying, "you can't change me, so don't waste your energy." Brilliant, huh?

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